January 2012
my socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
calmyotitz:
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
calmyotitz:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
When your parents are picking you up from a...
calmyotitz:
And they try to take you home:
December 2011
